Visit to Planet Baywatch, a.k.a. the episode where they missed the chance to legally rid themselves of Weasely.
I love that right off the bat in this, Picard translates "they make love at the drop of a hat" into "send in the teenage boy!" Now that there be some shrewd captainin'.
|This is too a scifi scene! Look, Riker's wearing a snazzy space-age communicator.|
What follows is basically ten minutes of Baywatch in Spaaaaace dotted by some timeless lines like "enjoy what we have" immediately followed by a close-up of a cherubic blonde in lingerie strutting into the scene. Classy.
This time it's Data who gets possessed - by a spaceball to the face!
|You think maybe we should hel - no? 'kay.|
Come on, they're offering to take him off your hands. Just shrug under the Prime Directive blanket and send them a check afterwards. Itemize it as "pest control."