Saturday, March 26, 2016
The man constantly crying "uncle"
Have you noticed nobody gets angry or sad anymore? Everyone just gets "triggered." We've all somehow become spy movie sleeper agents waiting for mysterious code-words to send us whirling into action - except instead of kick-ass high-flying jiu-jitsu moves we get to huddle in a corner bawling our eyes out because some casual reference on teh internets insulted our one-sixteenth Inuit heritage.