Y'know, I wanted to talk about Science Fiction tonight, but sometimes reality is just stranger than. I have to remark on how thankful I am that in light of the mounting COVID-19 pandemic, Bose has sent me a thoughtful e-mail about their infection-related store closures and service policies. That is of course just what I was waiting for: epidemiological updates from the schmucks charging me twenty dollars for twenty-cent foam pads for my headphones.
Luckily, the MSN homepage has my back, with all their helpful tips and articles. Because when faced with a potentially deadly virus, who needs the World Health Organization or the Centers for Disease Control or Doctors Without Borders? You know I go straight to Microsoft for advice... to the people who can barely keep on top of virtual viruses.
Pandemics make sense. It's the rest of our society I can't understand.
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