Ding-dong, the Dick is dead!

Which old Dick?

The dickish Dick!

The one who instigated a war which ended up bringing ISIS to power, all so that his criminal business cartel could profit from reconstruction and oil contracts employing the U.S. military as mercenaries to destroy a country for private sector gain, a lesson by which the U.S. voting public learned absolutely nothing, which is to no small extent why his Republican Party twenty years later has now brought those same lessons into domestic politics, burning down America itself so they can loot the ashes.

 

Sorry, I suspect the rhyme scheme might've broken down there at some point. Lyrical criminal the wolfman be, investigate me, castigate me, don't hesitate to fact-check me.

 

Wave to the soldiers outside your window.