Saturday, November 28, 2020

How I Learned to Stop Filtering and Love the Spam

The organization currently pulling my strings sends out daily reminders to monitor our health vis-a-vis the Chinese virus currently depopulating the globe. At first I was annoyed and nearly opted out, but gradually I grew to enjoy the willful delusion that someone out there actually gives a shit about my health.
Next thing you know I'll be cheering in crowds.

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