Y'know, I may be a worthless being devoid of any positive qualities, personality strengths, intellectual achievements, professional clout or social relevance, unworthy of the oxygen I'm wasting, but it's nice to know in a century or two's time I'll qualify as a blurb on Wikipedia's front page.

Why no, I was not aware that a colonial fur-trapper's aunt managed to convince her sewing circle to simultaneously light their farts on fire on a full moon in 1805. Thank you. Thank you, so much, for that information.