Thursday, January 19, 2017

Segwhales

Item of interest:
2016 was the hottest year ever recorded. Big surprise, right? After 2014 broke the record and 2015 pole-vaulted over that one? It's called a trend, kiddies.

Item of disgust:
The reactionary self-serving maniacal baboons voted into the presidency by a majority (-2 million) of troglodytic rednecks have spouted shrill and repeated promises to destroy the scant few regulations attempting to keep U.S.-based fossil fuel profiteers in check.

Item of interesting disgust:
Ninety dolphins just committed seppuku in Florida. Maybe they're protesting our stupidity, maybe just trying to jump out of the boiling pot. Who the hell knows? All I know is it's looking more and more likely they were the smarter mammals all along. "So long and thanks for all the fish" indeed.

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