Wednesday, September 6, 2023

JayBait

Bluejays:
 

Bluejays!
 

BLUEJAYS!
 

- are absolute cloacas who never pose for a proper picture.


Fun fact: as bluejays, like the majority of birds, lack a penis or any other sort of intromittent mechanism, they mate via what we monkeys sometimes term a 'cloacal kiss'; thus 'pricks' does not transfer well as an insult. Well, not unless you're referring to male sparrows pecking at females' cloacas to get them to disgorge the sperm of previous males, in which case we might well assume our blue friend above is speciesist not just against eagles, but sparrows as well.

This has been another: Useless Fact.

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