It's weirdly heartwarming, when typing the phrase "how often" into a search engine, to see "how often to water ferns" pop up as the top autocomplete option. Other possible options would've been "how often do epidemics significantly reduce the human population" or "how often do the ignorant rabble spontaneously rise up to destroy their neighbours" or "how often do Asiatic empires go on genocidal rampages" - but no. You all want to know about the ferns.
Damnit, every once in a while you give me a reason to almost tolerate you.
The general answer, by the way, is "just slightly more often than you'd water most temperate plants, and the main issue is providing constant moisture and not large amounts of it, so misting can also help."
Take good care of those ferns, you crazy lovable bunch of murderous monkeys.
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